Oh, we just LOVE when new and exciting celebrity genital combinations are revealed, don’t you?

 

Chris-Evans-GOTS-London-BPSBJ-Tom-Loenzo-Site-TLO-5In a celebratory mood.

 

Especially when the’re revealed “Be Me or Do Me”-style. From Chapter 6: The Art of the Canoodle:

“During the press phase of canoodling, the couple will start allowing themselves to be seen in public together, knowing that the media is primed for just such a picture, which means the realization of it will start a frenzy. They won’t do anything too couple-y, like hold hands or anything. They’ll just be seen exiting a building or restaurant at the same time, staying just close enough together that, with the right lens and a little cropping, they look like a couple without actually acting like one.”

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“There’s a level of plausible deniability at this stage because, after all, nothing is guaranteed, even if the sex is great and the Internet is exploding with gleeful fans writing supportive poems and arguing over whose syllable should get top billing when the press blends their names. The two will act like really great friends who happen to touch each other a lot and laugh. When asked about it, they’ll say, “He’s a really great friend! You should touch him sometime!”

 

And from those fine folks at E!:

“Chris Evans and Sandra Bullock Spark Romance Rumors: “They Really Like Each Other,” Source Says

 

While he is not dating his childhood crush Sandra Bullock per se, a source close to the actor tells E! News that the two share a mutual attraction and are in the early stages of getting to know each other.

“They are not in a relationship, but they are definitely hanging out and are in the early getting-to-know-each-other phase,” the source reveals. “They haven’t put a title on it, but they really like each other.”

Romance rumors ramped up in early May after they they shared a meal with pal Chelsea Handler at Cecconi’s in West Hollywood. The month prior, Evans and Bullock dined at West Hollywood hot spot Craig’s with Handler and Melissa McCarthy.”

Well played, you crazy kids. We’re a little surprised the “source” is coming from his side, but then again, Sandy is EXCEEDINGLY good at tightly controlling her image and the story the press tells about her.