From Chapter 3: Attention Whoring

“Celebrities are like Tinker Bell in a lot of ways, partially because of the similarities in their waist size and likelihood of becoming irritating after a time, but mostly because they tend to fade away if you don’t clap hard enough. To a star, attention is mother’s milk, life’s blood, and payday all wrapped into one. Many of the upper- tier stars will deny it, but every celebrity knows that the only way to remain a celebrity is to make sure people are forming opinions about you.”

Ladies and Gentlemen, Mr. Alec Baldwin:

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More attention whoring in that one cover than a whole squadron of limos dispensing panty-free starlets, darlings. He’s a pro; you’ve gotta give him that.